In a move that screams “late-stage capitalism,” Silicon Valley’s elite just turned a Saudi business lunch into their personal networking playground. 🤖💸

The Who’s Who of Tech Titans

Imagine a room packed with tech moguls like Sam Altman, Elon Musk, and other big shots, all cozying up to President Trump and Saudi officials. OpenAI’s Altman, Tesla’s Musk, NVIDIA’s Jensen Huang, and even Uber’s Dara Khosrowshahi were all there, seemingly more interested in potential investments than ethical considerations.

Dancing Robots and Awkward Moments

The highlight? A Tesla Optimus robot allegedly dancing to “YMCA” for Trump - a song the former president apparently doesn’t realize is a gay anthem. Because nothing says “cutting-edge technology” like a robot performing at a diplomatic lunch, right?

The Bigger Picture

Beyond the spectacle, this lunch was ostensibly about transitioning Saudi Arabia from an oil-based to an “innovation-based” economy. Translation: tech giants are hungry for Saudi investment, and they’re not too picky about who’s writing the checks.

Welcome to the future, where billionaires negotiate global economics over lunch and robots dance to disco classics. Stay classy, Silicon Valley. 🌉✨