Move over, protest signs – Silicon Valley’s latest rebellion just got way more savage. 🚦

Pedestrians crossing streets in Menlo Park, Palo Alto, and Redwood City are getting an unexpected comedic roast courtesy of some epic tech-world trolling. Anonymous hackers have reprogrammed crosswalk signals to mock billionaire tech CEOs Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg with hilariously brutal voice messages.

The Musk Mockery

Imagine waiting to cross the street and suddenly hearing Elon Musk’s voice declaring, “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a Cybertruck… Fuck, I’m so alone”. Classic Silicon Valley dark humor at its finest. Another crosswalk announcement features a particularly savage Musk impersonation comparing himself to “cancer” - because subtlety is clearly not the goal here.

Zuckerberg Gets Served

Not to be outdone, Mark Zuckerberg’s crosswalk persona delivers an AI-themed monologue that’s equal parts creepy and sardonic. “Hi, this is Mark Zuckerberg… you know, it’s normal to feel uncomfortable as we forcibly insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience,” the voice announces, with a chilling undertone that feels disturbingly authentic.

Municipal Mayhem

City officials are predictably unamused, with Redwood City and Palo Alto already working to disable these prankster voice features. But let’s be real - in a tech landscape where billionaires increasingly feel untouchable, sometimes guerrilla comedy is the most effective protest.

For now, Silicon Valley pedestrians get a brief, hilarious moment of tech executive accountability - one crosswalk at a time.