Microsoft just dropped two pocket-sized tech treats that’ll make your MacBook-loving friends seriously jealous.

The tech giant unveiled a compact 13-inch Surface Laptop and a 12-inch Surface Pro that are basically the Swiss Army knives of portable computing. Priced under $1,000, these bad boys are packing some serious AI-powered punch with Snapdragon X Plus processors that can handle a whopping 45 trillion AI operations per second.

The Laptop That Could

At just 2.7 pounds and 0.61 inches thick, the new Surface Laptop is basically the supermodel of the tech world - sleek, thin, and ready to slay. Starting at $899.99, it’s claiming to outperform the MacBook Air M3, which is basically tech shade of the highest order.

The Pro That Goes Pro

The 12-inch Surface Pro is even more ridiculous, weighing in at a mere 1.5 pounds and measuring just 0.3 inches thick. It’s basically the lightweight champion of portable computing. With a built-in kickstand and optional keyboard, this device is giving serious transformer vibes.

Microsoft is clearly making a statement: Windows on ARM is here to party, and it’s bringing some seriously compact, powerful friends.

AI Magic Incoming

But wait, there’s more! These devices come with new Copilot+ experiences that basically turn your computer into a hyper-intelligent assistant. Want to generate custom stickers? Automate settings? Describe a task in plain English? These machines have got you covered.

Tech nerds, rejoice - your ultraportable, AI-powered dreams just became reality.