Tech bros and electric vehicle enthusiasts, gather 'round for some spicy Tesla drama.

The budget-friendly Cybertruck model has seemingly vanished faster than your startup’s Series A funding. Tesla’s rear-wheel drive Long Range model, which originally launched at a cool $69,990, has mysteriously disappeared from their website - leaving potential buyers scratching their heads.

The Price Tag Rollercoaster

When Tesla first dropped this model in April, it was already $10,000 more expensive than initially promised. They also conveniently stripped out some premium features like active suspension and a back row touchscreen - because who needs those, right?

What’s Left on the Menu?

Currently, Tesla’s Cybertruck lineup looks like a Silicon Valley pricing experiment. You’ve got two options: the All-Wheel Drive starting at $72,490 or the Cyberbeast, which will set you back a whopping $114,990. The Cyberbeast even comes with a mandatory “Luxe Package” that includes Full Self-Driving and unlimited supercharging - because nothing says “tech elite” like throwing money at unnecessary upgrades.

The Mystery Continues

Tesla’s own AI assistant is giving mixed signals, still offering details about the vanished Long Range model while only showing links to the remaining versions. Classic tech startup move - keeping everyone guessing.

Whether this model is truly discontinued or just taking a sneaky sabbatical remains to be seen. Stay tuned, tech warriors!