Just when you thought the Trump brand couldn’t get any more bizarre, Eric Trump is bringing us a gold-plated mobile phone service that screams “patriotism” louder than an eagle riding a bald eagle.

The MAGA Mobile Experience

The Trump Organization has unveiled Trump Mobile, a new wireless service promising “hard-working Americans” a phone that supposedly reflects their values - and definitely not just another way to cash in on the MAGA faithful. The T1 Phone, a gold-colored device priced at $499, comes with all the subtlety of a bedazzled red hat.

Tech Industry Side-Eye

Industry analysts are already raising eyebrows, with one expert noting the monthly fee of just under $50 might be a tough sell beyond the most die-hard Trump supporters. The service, dubbed “The 47 Plan” (because of course it references Trump’s presidential terms), includes unlimited data, calls, and texts - along with free roadside assistance and telehealth services.

Brand Expansion Continues

This isn’t just a phone - it’s another chapter in the Trump family’s relentless brand expansion. With previous ventures ranging from watches to sneakers, they’re turning presidential merchandising into an art form. The phone even features “Make America Great” on the front and an etched American flag on the back, in case anyone missed the memo.

Whether this mobile venture will succeed or join the graveyard of Trump business experiments remains to be seen. But one thing’s certain: in the world of Trump enterprises, subtlety is never an option.