When billionaires tie the knot, you know it’s going to be extra - and Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos’ wedding was no exception. Picture this: a lavish three-day celebration in Venice that basically took over the entire ancient city, complete with 27 designer dresses and a guest list that reads like a who’s who of problematic celebrities.

The latest tea? One of Sanchez’s designer dresses has mysteriously vanished during the wedding festivities. Not the main wedding dress, mind you, but another fabulous number that likely cost more than most people’s annual salary.

A Wedding Fit for Silicon Valley Royalty

Bezos and Sanchez didn’t just have a wedding; they had a full-blown production. With a guest list including Oprah, Kim Kardashian, Bill Gates, and Leonardo DiCaprio, this wasn’t just a marriage - it was a flex of unprecedented proportions. The couple essentially turned Venice into their personal playground, much to the chagrin of local protesters.

Dress Disappearance: Haute Couture Heist?

While no police report has been filed (because when you’re this rich, you handle things “internally”), the missing dress has become the talk of Italian media. Sanchez, known for her show-stopping fashion moments, was photographed in a stunning Schiaparelli dress with a corseted bodice and hand-embroidered flowers - the kind of outfit that screams “look at me” louder than tech startup funding announcements.

More Than Just a Dress

This isn’t just about a missing dress; it’s a snapshot of ultra-wealth excess. A $20 million wedding, 27 outfit changes, and a potential dress theft that’s more entertaining than most reality TV shows. Only in the world of billionaires could losing a designer dress become such a deliciously dramatic narrative.