In a world where housing insecurity is totally not a thing, Hollywood power couple Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are here to remind us how “comfortable” having four luxury mansions can be. 🙄

Living That Bougie Life

Zeta-Jones casually dropped in an interview that owning multiple multi-million dollar properties across the globe isn’t “excessive” - it’s just your average Tuesday for the ultra-rich. Her property portfolio includes a mere 200-acre luxury compound in Mallorca (valued at a cool $32 million), a Central Park penthouse, a Hudson River mansion, and a winter chateau in Quebec.

The “I’m Just Like You” Moment

In peak out-of-touch celebrity fashion, she tried to relate to us common folk by bragging about never spending more than $250 on a white T-shirt - while simultaneously admitting she has the “biggest” Fendi baguette bag collection. Each bag? Easily over $1,000. But sure, totally relatable.

A Career Renaissance of Privilege

While making waves as Morticia Addams in Netflix’s “Wednesday” and seemingly living her best life, Zeta-Jones continues to demonstrate how completely disconnected Hollywood elites can be from everyday economic realities. Her definition of “not excessive” would make most Bay Area residents laugh - or cry.

Sorry, Catherine, but four mansions ain’t it. Maybe try downsizing to just two? 💁‍♀️