Hold onto your tiaras, Bay Area cinephiles, because Disney’s latest live-action remake just bombed harder than a startup’s first funding round.

Rachel Zegler’s “Snow White” stumbled into theaters this weekend with a measly $43 million box office haul, proving that even fairy tales can’t escape the brutal realities of Hollywood’s remake fatigue.

When Diversity Meets Controversy

The film found itself caught in a cultural crossfire before it even hit screens. Zegler, an American actor of Colombian descent, faced backlash for her casting, while Gal Gadot’s role as the Evil Queen sparked additional drama related to her Israeli army service. Even Peter Dinklage weighed in on the reimagined Seven Dwarfs, calling out the production’s problematic representation.

Budget Breakdown: More Expensive Than SF Rent

With a jaw-dropping $270 million budget, this fairy tale cost more than most tech startup investments. Industry analysts suggest audience fatigue with live-action remakes might be to blame, proving that not every nostalgic reboot is guaranteed box office gold.

The Future of Fairy Tales

While “Snow White” might not be breaking records, it’s a fascinating microcosm of Hollywood’s ongoing struggle with representation, originality, and audience expectations. One thing’s certain: fairy tales are getting a much-needed reality check.