Just when you thought the world of celebrity gossip couldn’t get any wilder, enter Ashley St. Clair, conservative influencer and author, who has casually dropped the news that she gave birth to Elon Musk’s 13th baby. Yes, you read that right; it seems like Musk’s quest for world domination now includes a full house of kids.

Ashley took to X (formerly Twitter, thanks Elon), on February 14, casually announcing to the world that five months ago, she welcomed a bundle of joy with the electric space mogul himself. This announcement came just in time for Valentine’s Day, because there is nothing quite like dropping a nuclear bomb of news on a day traditionally reserved for heart-shaped chocolates.

In her post, St. Clair expressed her desire for privacy for their child, likely because with Musk as the father, you know the tabloids are already salivating over the possibility of the next little iconoclast in his lineage. But let’s be real, if your baby’s dad is the CEO of SpaceX, how can you possibly shield them from the frenzied media? Might as well engrave their name on the side of a rocket while you’re at it.

St. Clair also proudly shared her own literary accomplishments, mentioning her 2021 children’s book, “Elephants Are Not Birds”, because, apparently, that title reflects her life these days, navigating parenthood alongside a man who seems to be either revolutionizing technology or just inadvertently collecting children like Pokémon.

Although there has been no official acknowledgment from Musk (who is probably too busy planning his next mission to Mars) regarding St. Clair’s claims, the two were spotted interacting on X last September, leading us all to wonder what’s really going on in the Texas borderlands. Rumor has it their meet-up may have been just a coincidental overlap of the galactic variety, but this is Elon we’re talking about. Whatever happens, you can bet it won’t be boring.

So here’s a toast to another Musk kid adding to the already vibrant family tree, because if one thing’s certain, it’s that this galaxy-brained entrepreneur could use a few more kiddos to help him manage his ever-expanding empire. Hang tight to your hats, folks; the maternity ward drama in this rollercoaster celebrity saga is just beginning. Who knows, maybe Baby Musk will end up launching his own company before he can even say “mama”.