Tesla bros, assemble! Elon Musk has done it again, transforming the humble diner into a shrine dedicated to all things electric and overpriced. The new Tesla Diner in West Hollywood is less a restaurant and more a monument to Musk’s ego, complete with Cybertruck-styled metal and a parking policy that screams “Tesla owners only”.

A Dining Experience Like No Other

Imagine walking into a 24-hour diner where your entry ticket is a Tesla key. The menu boasts Tesla Burgers at a cool $13.50, packaged in a Cybertruck-shaped box that probably costs more to design than to produce. And if you’re not driving an electric vehicle? Sorry, parking’s not for you.

Robot Servers and Merchandise Madness

The opening featured the Optimus robot scooping popcorn for bewildered children, because nothing says “welcoming dining environment” like a humanoid machine. Want a souvenir? Grab a wind-up Cybertruck toy for $35 - perfect for those who want to commemorate this bizarre culinary experiment.

Musk’s Global Domination Plan

Musk, ever the optimist, hints at expanding these diners worldwide if this West Hollywood location is successful. Because clearly, what the world needs right now is more Tesla-branded everything. The diner opened dramatically at 4:20 pm (wink, wink), proving that Musk never misses an opportunity for a cannabis culture inside joke.

Whether this is a genius marketing move or just another eccentric Musk project remains to be seen. One thing’s certain: the tech world is never boring with him around.