Buckle up, festival fam, because the dumpster fire of entertainment is attempting another comeback. Billy McFarland, the mastermind behind the legendary Fyre Festival disaster, is once again trying to convince people he can pull off a music festival, and spoiler alert: it’s not looking good.

The Sequel Nobody Asked For

After his first festival became an internet meme of epic proportions, McFarland is back with Fyre Festival 2, a venture that’s already more chaotic than a Silicon Valley startup pitch meeting. The proposed event in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico, has more red flags than a communist parade.

Ticket Prices and Broken Promises

Ticket packages range from a cool $1,400 to an absolutely bonkers $1.1 million “Prometheus God of Fyre” pass. Because nothing says “I’ve learned my lesson” like charging people small fortunes for potential disappointment. McFarland claims this is about “redemption,” but it looks more like a masterclass in delusion.

The Reality Check

Local Mexican officials have already disputed the event’s existence, and the festival’s website can’t seem to decide if tickets are available or not. Sounds familiar, right? It’s like déjà vu, but with more sunscreen and potential legal drama.

Remember, this is the same guy who previously created a festival so spectacularly awful that it spawned multiple documentaries and a six-year prison sentence. But hey, third time’s a charm… right?