Drama alert! Stanford’s football program just hit another epic low, and honestly, we’re here for the tea. 🍵

In a move that’s shocking absolutely no one, the Cardinal just fired head coach Troy Taylor after ESPN exposed some seriously inappropriate behavior towards female staff members. But here’s where it gets juicy: Andrew Luck, Stanford’s golden boy quarterback turned administrative mastermind, was the one who swung the axe. 💥

The Fall of Troy

Taylor’s reign was about as successful as a vegan burger at a BBQ festival. Winning just three games per season isn’t exactly championship material, and now he’s out with a bullying scandal to boot. Talk about a career touchdown… into the dumpster. 🚮

The Luck Factor

Everyone’s now looking at Andrew Luck like he’s the football program’s potential savior. And why not? With his Heisman Trophy runner-up status and zero-drama reputation, he might just be exactly what Stanford needs right now.

A Program in Shambles

Between a brand new university president, an absent athletic director, and a football team that’s become a running joke, Stanford’s looking more like a reality TV show than an elite academic institution. The glory days of Christian McCaffrey and Richard Sherman feel like ancient history. 🏆

Stay tuned, sports fans - this Stanford saga is far from over!