President Trump is diving headfirst into soccer , no, not with a little kick and a goal celebration, but as the captain of his very own task force for the 2026 World Cup. Yes, you read that right. Instead of focusing on, I don’t know, actual pressing issues like healthcare or climate change, our former reality TV star is now orchestrating a global sporting event that’s about as politically charged as it gets.

With North America gearing up to host the biggest soccer party in history , an expansion to 48 teams and 104 matches across three nations , Trump thinks it’s a great idea to chair this task force right in the middle of a trade tumult swirling with tariffs and tension. “Tension’s a good thing,” he claims, probably while planning his next 3 a.m. Twitter rant.

This charming task force comes with a promise of a secure and joyful experience for soccer fans flocking to the U.S., Canada, and Mexico. FIFA President Gianni Infantino, possibly wishing he could just kick the whole organization’s governance into better shape, assured everyone that visitors will “feel safe and happy”. Safe? We’ll see about that as the U.S. veers into election chaos and trade negotiations.

The final match will take place at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey on July 19, 2026. If that date doesn’t set off alarms in your mind about political protests and international relations, we don’t know what will. And let’s not forget that the event will feature some serious logistical gymnastics , likened to hosting three Super Bowls a day. Super exciting for sure, but can we talk about the coordination mess?

Meanwhile, as Trump and company try to make this monumental event a ‘spectacle,’ let’s not forget who’ll really be cashing in on this extravaganza. Spoiler: it won’t be the average person hoping for affordable tickets.

So, while Trump plays host master with his enriched circle of wealthy sponsors and FIFA dignitaries, just remember: the World Cup might just be the perfect platform for him to hype another victory dance amid the circus that’s U.S. politics today. Soccers a game of passion, but this one’s got the stakes of a game show , and America’s not getting the best seat in the house.