The Bay Area tech scene has morphed from quirky startups to a soul-crushing AI hellscape that’s making us seriously question humanity’s future.

Remember when tech companies were just awkward nerds trying to deliver laundry or design cute websites? Those days are long gone. Now, our city is drowning in billboards screaming about artificial intelligence, with tech executives treating human workers like disposable trash.

The Rise of the AI Overlords

What used to be a landscape of whimsical startups has transformed into a cutthroat environment where companies like OpenAI and Anthropic are sucking up billions, while throwing thousands of talented workers under the bus. Tech leaders like Marc Benioff are practically giddy about replacing human support agents with digital servants, treating our careers like some twisted game of corporate musical chairs.

The Human Cost of Silicon Valley’s Ego

These tech oligarchs don’t just want to replace us - they want to gaslight us into believing it’s for our own good. Mark Zuckerberg claims Americans have fewer than three friends, while simultaneously developing chatbots to “solve” our social isolation. The irony would be hilarious if it weren’t so terrifying.

A Bleak Future

As data centers drain drought-stricken communities and AI-generated content floods our feeds, it’s clear that these tech leaders view humanity as nothing more than a disposable resource. They’ll gladly toast with $64 olive oil shots while dancing on the graves of our collective dreams.

Welcome to San Francisco, 2025 - where innovation means obliterating human potential, one algorithm at a time.