Get ready to raise your tankard and set sail for adventure, because Disney World is about to transform the happiest place on earth into the booziest destination in Orlando.

In a move that will surely make exhausted parents and perpetually thirsty millennials rejoice, Magic Kingdom is introducing its first-ever pub, The Beak and Barrel, nestled right next to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. This isn’t just any ordinary watering hole – it’s a full-blown pirate tavern that promises to transport guests straight into the raucous world of Tortuga.

A Swashbuckling Experience

Imagine sipping on craft cocktails while a chatty parrot named Rummy keeps watch, surrounded by the tales and treasures of Captain Merry Goldwyn. Disney isn’t just serving drinks; they’re crafting an immersive experience complete with sing-alongs and mysterious storytelling that’ll make your theme park visit feel like a live-action role-playing adventure.

Drinking Rules and Limits

Before you get too excited about an all-day drinking spree, Disney’s keeping things tight. Each party gets a crisp 45-minute window and a maximum of two drinks per guest. It’s less “Pirates of the Caribbean” and more “responsible adult day drinking” – but we’ll take it.

Location and Logistics

Located in Adventureland right next to the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean ride, The Beak and Barrel promises to be the ultimate grown-up escape from screaming children and endless lines. Just don’t expect to waltz in – reservations are strongly recommended, continuing Disney’s tradition of making everything feel like an exclusive club.

Whether you’re a seasoned swashbuckler or just someone who needs a mojito after wrangling kids through a theme park, The Beak and Barrel is set to become your new magical sanctuary.