In the wake of her 2024 presidential campaign nosedive, Kamala Harris is trading political hustle for literary flex. Her upcoming book “107 Days” promises an insider’s peek into her whirlwind three-month campaign, proving that even when the political winds don’t blow your way, there’s always a book deal waiting.

Behind the Scenes of a Campaign That Wasn’t

Harris isn’t just writing a memoir - she’s crafting a narrative of resilience. After dropping out of the presidential race when Biden stepped aside, she’s now taking her story directly to the people. Her San Francisco book tour stop at the Masonic on October 5th is basically a hometown victory lap, with tickets ranging from “fancy” to “are you kidding me?”

The Post-Political Pivot

In a candid moment on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Harris made it clear she’s not rushing back into the political arena. “For now, I don’t want to go back in the system,” she declared, signaling a strategic retreat and potential future comeback.

What’s Next for Kamala?

With book tour tickets selling from $141 to $507 (because political memoirs are the new luxury item), Harris seems less interested in immediate political positioning and more focused on sharing her story. Each ticket includes a book - because nothing says “political souvenenir” like a hardcover breakdown of a campaign that didn’t quite make it.

Whether you’re a political junkie or just here for the tea, “107 Days” promises to be the insider’s guide to a campaign that came, saw, and… well, you know the rest.