San Francisco’s latest park naming contest just turned into the ultimate political roast, and honestly, we’re here for it.

When the city decided to permanently close a two-mile stretch of the Great Highway and convert it into a park, local residents weren’t just mad – they were weaponizing humor.

The Political Drama Unfolds

District 4 Supervisor Joel Engardio’s controversial Proposition K, which passed with 54% citywide approval, sparked a naming contest that quickly devolved into a public referendum on local politics. Citizens submitted nearly 4,300 suggestions, ranging from snarky political commentary to pure comedic gold.

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Submissions like “Engardio’s Folly,” “Traitor Joel Expressway,” and “Point of Contention Park” reveal the deep frustration many local commuters feel about the highway’s closure. Some residents went full petty, proposing names that directly called out Engardio’s perceived betrayal of his constituents.

Humor Meets History

Not all submissions were pure rage. Some thoughtful entries like “Yelamu Way” (honoring indigenous history) and “Fogpatch Park” showcase the city’s nuanced sense of identity. The contest ultimately proves that San Franciscans don’t just get mad – they get creative, witty, and unapologetically themselves.

The new park opens April 12th, and we can’t wait to see what name it ultimately receives. Stay salty, San Francisco.