Just when you thought online dating couldn’t get any more bizarre, Meta is about to turn your romantic pursuits into a sci-fi rom-com experience.

Facebook Dating is unleashing an AI assistant that promises to be the ultimate digital cupid, helping lonely millennials and gen z swipers find their perfect match without the soul-crushing exhaustion of endless scrolling.

The Future of Flirting

Imagine telling an AI to find you “a tech-savvy Brooklyn girl” or having a robot optimize your dating profile. Meta’s new chatbot isn’t just a feature - it’s practically your personal dating concierge. The platform claims they’re combating “swipe fatigue” with a weekly “surprise match” feature, because apparently, randomness is now a dating strategy.

AI Everywhere, Romance Nowhere

This isn’t an isolated trend. Dating apps are going full Black Mirror, with companies like Match Group investing millions in AI technologies. Tinder’s already got an AI photo selector, and Hinge lets algorithms critique your profile responses. Even Bumble’s founder has wild dreams of AI “concierges” going on dates for users.

The Numbers Don’t Lie

While Facebook Dating is seeing modest growth among 18-29-year-olds, they’re still tiny compared to dating giants like Tinder. But hey, in the world of algorithmic love, size isn’t everything - it’s about finding that perfect digital connection.

Welcome to dating in 2025, where robots might just be your most reliable relationship coach.